January 2010
I work at a large bank branch, a customer came up to the window requesting a new credit card, he proceeded to open his hands and drop large fragments of his previous card. I asked what he had done. “Do you know Gambit in X-Men, while it turns out I am not him” IMMD
I had to get two little fillings today. While the dentist was doing his job, I noticed that the poster on his back wall was a blue...
I have a gold Star Trek shirt, and got a blue one for xmas from my future in-laws. I said I just needed a red one, and my fiancee said, in all seriousness: “No, you can’t have that one, you’ll die.” IMMD
Driving home yesterday I passed three bikers, all in black pants/tights. One was wearing a gold shirt, another a blue shirt, and the third…a red shirt. All I could think was “Poor, expendable red shirt, you’ll be dead before you cross the street.” IMMD
Today I learned that if you freeze water in plastic gloves, you’ll have little frozen hands and you can use them as moose antlers. MLIA
Today, I walked in the door to find my mom jumping up and down on the couch, screaming “MOUSE!!” at the top of her lungs. I walked over to find the “mouse” that she was pointing at was actually a tampon. I then looked over to see my dad rolling on the ground, laughing hysterically. He placed it there. MLIA.
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Today, I was in a bus station saying goodbye to my girlfriend. Me, being a lesbian, kissed her and hugged her for a long time. After she got on the bus, a little boy comes up to me and hugs me. He said, “My mommy doesn’t like people like you, but I do because you’re really pretty.” This little kid GMH
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““High School Never Ends”
Four years you think for sure
That’s all...”
– - Bowling For Soup. (band)
I want to achieve something like this one day.
“I knew things were changing when my Fraternity Brothers threw a guy out of the...”
– anon. Via Postsecret.
“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the...”
– Count Dracula.
Hold On.
I don’t care if you don’t like the band. Or the song. This has to be one of the most powerful music video’s I’ve ever seen. Ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xJR8RTZCU
- Dorian.
<3 Sam.
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A long time ago, I went to see a band at a small club in Chicago, the band was unknown and broke. After the show, they scraped up enough money to go and buy fast food for all the homeless men near the club. The band? Fall Out Boy. Good karma GMH.
Defence in Prop8 challenge saying that Brokeback...
justjasper:
He’s obviously not seen it. The character Jack Twist is beaten to death with a tire iron for being gay.
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I had my students write a paper about who they admired most. They had to read their papers out loud. One girl chose to write about her friend that had recently committed suicide. She started crying in the middle of reading her paper. Two boys, one of whom was very shy, ran to the front of the class and hugged her… in front of everybody. Boys like these GMH
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement I guess I’ve already won that No man is worth the aggravation That’s ancient history, been there, done that! (Who’d’ya think you’re kiddin’ He’s the Earth and heaven to you Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you Girl, ya can’t conceal it We know how ya feel and Who...
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Today, the pastor of my church anounced that his 19-year-old daughter was pregnant out of wed-lock. As the pastor’s wife began to cry, a little boy ran up to her and hugged her saying, “It’s okay! Babies are the best thing in the world, no matter what.” GMH
“Why can’t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just...”
– Jon Stewart (via agayaday)
“The quality of a parent is not measured by gender but the content of the heart.”
– Theodore Olson (via justjasper)
“The idea that homosexuality can be prohibited in Africa is as absurd and...”
– Wayne Besen (source) (via justjasper)
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember: it didn’t work for the...”
– R.E. Shay (via justjasper)
If I were a plant I would be a cactus.
If I were a planet I would be Pluto (because it is a planet).
If I were a superhero I would be Kitty Pryde.
If I were a supervillain I would be Harely Quinn.
If I were in Star Trek I would wear a yellow shirt.
If I were a vampire, I would burn, not sparkle in sunlight.
If I went to Hogwarts I would be in Slytherin.
If I had a high midichlorian count I...